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To Pee or Not to Pee

Algorithms being what they might be, I've seen several references to how men should get into the practice of peeing while sitting down. (Counterpoint: How about women getting in the practice of peeing standing up? Oh, yeah, that's right. Never mind.  🤷) Evidently, Allison, my aim isn't true. And neither is the next guys. I've heard things... First up was an ex-con on YouTube talking about meeting a new cellie for the first time, and the guy laying down his one rule. The new guy had  to pee sitting down. The new roommate, probably twice the size of the cell owner, said, "Explain". It didn't have anything to do with the "prison bitch" stories where big, black Bubba has his way with the smaller, scared rookie and makes him his bitch. These two were both white and the guy laying down the law was half the size of the new tenant. They had exchanged paperwork, and the little guy was a documented killer. He explained that since he was doing life, he did...

Hand Grenades and Bags of Dicks. What's On Your Menu?

 Let me get on my soapbox here and more or less defend Lisa Murkowski. It'll probably be less, but I'm gonna try- like a congressperson would. Murkowski, like many congresspersons, is a human being. This means she has fallibility  just like all of us. This means, she's going to fuck up from time to time. Tell me that you haven't fucked up from time to time in life. I'm writing this and I'm not going to try to pretend to tell you that I've never fucked up in life. I took an oath to defend this blog against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and alert non-readers know that I have not always upheld that oath. Sorry about that, but ya know, I'm Ferrerman, damn it. The first duty of a congressperson is to represent their constituents. If you noticed, she tried to do that. She knew this bill sucked a bag of balls, so she tried to get her state (Alaska) exempt from parts of it. At first glance, that would seem to be "doing her job". But upon other gla...