To Pee or Not to Pee
Algorithms being what they might be, I've seen several references to how men should get into the practice of peeing while sitting down. (Counterpoint: How about women getting in the practice of peeing standing up? Oh, yeah, that's right. Never mind. 🤷) Evidently, Allison, my aim isn't true. And neither is the next guys. I've heard things... First up was an ex-con on YouTube talking about meeting a new cellie for the first time, and the guy laying down his one rule. The new guy had to pee sitting down. The new roommate, probably twice the size of the cell owner, said, "Explain". It didn't have anything to do with the "prison bitch" stories where big, black Bubba has his way with the smaller, scared rookie and makes him his bitch. These two were both white and the guy laying down the law was half the size of the new tenant. They had exchanged paperwork, and the little guy was a documented killer. He explained that since he was doing life, he did...