How to Prep for the Trumpocalypse

 Whatever happens in the next few years (and I assure you it will be ugly) we cannot let future societies believe that Trump was some sort of God. People are stupid now, so it tracks that even the survivors of a nuclear holocaust will be stupid. They'll learn nothing. They'll be poking around the ruins of earth one day and maybe find pics of Trump left behind by maga, showing him all muscular, youthful and even almost handsome. They will have heard a little bit about the guy- maybe, maybe not- and they might look at the guy and wonder if he were a God. Or they might jerk off. Who knows. 

Wasn't it like 3 or 4 generations after Christ was killed that someone decided, "Hey- we got something here! We could build a religion about this Jewish guy! Let's get to work on the backstory... People will LOVE this!"

I hear things. Plus, it's pretty obvious that, if Trump did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. I mean- that's what they've done. Not sure who *they* are exactly, but Trump did not invent himself. He's clearly the idiot we know him to be. He was The Chosen One chosen by the desperate assholes who were tired of waiting for mainstream republicans to destroy democracy (it was taking forever!) and needed to speed up the process. That's why Trump, if you are asking. "If Trump not be against democracy, who could be for it?" they might have pondered. 

Anyway, we know all this shit here in real time. I'm talking about the future. We don't want future citizens of the post-apocalyptical dystopian nightmare to worship this worthless fuck as a God any more than we want it in this pre-apocalyptical, dystopian nightmare.  It's good for no rational human being now and it won't get better with age. 

So, what can we do about it? Time capsules maybe. Boxes filled with videos of the actual Trump trying to form sentences, going off-teleprompter, failing at drinking water, failing at dancing and governing- failing at everything. That is how he should be remembered and these Easter Eggs (if that's what you want to call them) can be found all over the hellscape so as to counter any attempts at building a new religion around the fucktard. You know someone will try to do just that, for fun and profit. It's been done before.

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