Heaven Knows, Mr. Ferrerman

 Now that Charlie Kirk has been deified by corporate media as some sort of civil rights icon for the oppressed majority of white males, I wonder how they will misremember Trump. They have had quite a head start these past ten years.

Take the Epstein Files. Will that be repackaged as him being a man so gifted at pleasing women that teen girls sought him out for their deflowering? After all, pornstars and Playmates had sought him out for their sexual satisfaction; pleasure that they could not get from mere mortal men. 

Was Trump a God on earth? Do you hear the Biblical God saying different? Didn't think so. Kind of says it all right there. 

Surely trump will enter the Kingdom of Heaven, thanks to donations from loyal fans. That's probably how that will work. He'll do some redecorating, lots of gold leafed this and that, that though it might already have been there, didn't look right to his gifted eye. Heaven won't be a dump anymore like his former workplace. 

There will be some personnel changes too, the likes of which no one has ever seen before. It will be a who's who of history's wealthiest white men. They will help rule while he golfs. There will be tighter controls on membership as well. Too many have been getting in too easily. That will have to stop. Trump Platinum visas and pardons will be available on the website. 

Now, back here on earth as we struggle through another nuclear winter (or is it the same one?) we will keep warm with thoughts of Trump's greatness, for it was a good thing that he wished America inro the cornfield. 

Practice thinking good thoughts now. They will come in handy.