Ferr Fight!

 I've been MIA the past few days. My unit got called up.

No, not that one! Your minds are in the gutter!

They way Trump has been undoing things these past six months, the Deep State figured I needed to go back and re-win WWII lest Trump might have his Defense Department revisit it and declare Hitler the victor. Stranger things have and will continue to happen with this fucking weirdo in charge, and we can't be too careful. So, I took to the Xbox. 

I handily defeated Germany and Japan and, thus, here we all are today. You are welcome.

However, the darn Xbox- which was about 16 years old (a million years in Xbox life) finally gave out and I had to get resupplied by Amazon. I know what you're thinking: FUCK AMAZON. I hear ya on that, but the other option was Walmart. FUCK WALMART too! My American training tells me any port in a storm when one is storming ports. 

With brand *new* refurbished equipment, I was ready for war! And golf too! See, I've got about a dozen games on the Xbox 360 and though they have moved on with technology that is beyond my Luddite, Ferrerman skills. I think now they download the games into a chip in your head, but I'm not certain about that. Too fancy and expensive for this soldier/golfer. I wanted to revisit my favorite games. 

Turned out, I had no choice in that. All the memories of past glories were stored in the ex-Xbox! This means I'm starting fresh on every game I own. That's kinda neat, really. So, yeah, I been busy. 

Well, gotta run. I'm fighting Trump's friends in the drug cartel business. Those pendejos don't have a chance! 

Semper Ferr!

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