Cheaters Proof

 Did Trump cheat to *win* the 2024 election? Probably. Why wouldn't he? He's been cheating all his life. For a second-rate conman and third-rate gangster like him, cheating is fun. It's basically the only way he knows how to get anything done.

Think of a suspected cheating spouse. The other spouse, suspicious, makes repeated accusations which are denied. They are cheating, but as long as they don't confess, they have a growing appearance of innocence because, here come those accusations- again! Even when they get caught, the tables are turned and they still claim innocence because, "Well, you WOULD say that, wouldn't you??!!

It's kinda like that, but in Trump's case he's both the cuckold spouse and the accuser. 

Now, nobody in their right mind believes Trump was cheated in 2020. He was an embarrassingly awful president, and among a million other flaws, totally mishandled Covid 19. That's really enough. We could be here all day listing his crimes, but you all know what they are, and I've got other things to do later, if I choose to do them. So, he fucking lost. 

As any tough guy in his situation would do after such a loss to a far better man, he cried that he was "cheated". He got his loyal minions to cry along with him and every fucking day for the next four years, we all heard that constantly. We also heard that, if he lost in 2024, it would again be because he was cheated.  He had all of his excuses queued up. 

But he won! Surprise! He won all 7 swing states, and he even won the popular vote, something he had never managed to do before, and desperately wanted. He didn't win the popular by much though and he complained that he was cheated again because of that. I think he won it by 1.5%. Not much, but later he would call it a "mandate". His math is as bad as pundits who say half of the country voted for him. He got @77 million votes. There are 330 million people in the US. The journos and pundits need to do a head count and take remedial math classes.  

So, how did he cheat? I dunno. That's above my paygrade. He said several times that Elon really knows those voting machines... Well, that's kind of a tell. He didn't let it slip once; he let it slip several times. 

Well, one might say, that was just to own the libs. Ownership of libs is what republicans are all about. Seems that way. But I just find it impossible to believe that this old fucktard is playing 8-dimensioal Chinese checkers like so many pundits think. No, he's a documented idiot. You can look it up. 

Cheating- and winning- is well worth it when winning makes you the guy in charge of looking into your own cheating. For gosh sake's- why would a guy who got cheated in one election, turn around and cheat in another?? He hates cheating! He wouldn't want anyone to feel the pain he felt... Not even "Kamabla" Harris!

So, here we are, folks. We should not be here. That's painfully obvious now.