Oh- YOU GOT IT!

Trump Derangement Syndrome is believing that Trump is a tough, brilliant, Christian man. Well, that's what it is to me. But all over the internet, should you even question any idiotic thing Trump says or does, you are accused of having "TDS" in the opposite way. 

Trump himself has TDS. He's Victim Zero. I like absurd humor as much as the next guy, and I still try to laugh at this bloated diaper of a man, but it gets harder every day. You can psychoanalyze him all day and come up with "malignant narcissist" and you'd be right, but he's also an asshole. 

Russian agent? Probably. A little bit. I don't want to give them too much credit for all that he is now. Forty years ago, one of them probably did see some potential in him and they put a down payment on him, much like the way MLB scouts work 13-year-old Venezuelan infielders. "Let's sign him up and see what happens". It's relatively cheap speculation. You can't tell me some genius spy recognized Trump back then as a future POTUS. How much vodka would that take? 

So, useful idiot it is. But for whom? 

I won't pretend to know all their names, but there actual, real-life billionaires that own and are working Trump, for their benefit. These people may pretend to love him, but they know him, and they know he doesn't have a vision. The fvcking guy is still selling hats for chrissakes! Billionaires don't do that. Nor do they sell vodka, steaks or water. Shills do that. Trump's very good at selling himself to stupid and gullible people. I'm sure they tell him how smart and handsome he is and tell him to go out there and just be himself. They aren't expecting greatness, just for him to show up until they don't need him anymore.

In 2016 he was the only candidate who could get close to Hillary Clinton, close enough to cheat. Cruz, Rubio or Bush had no chance against her. You could cheat all day long at the polls, but no one would believe the popular vote or the Electoral College would go for Marco Rubio. It had to be Trump and the smart billionaires knew that he wasn't going to win a popularity contest, but with the right amount of finagling, the fat buffoon could win the EC, and that's what counts in this ridiculous system of ours. Lose the popular vote but win the vote in the Affirmative Action Program for unpopular republicans that is the Electoral College. Only in America. 

So, why didn't it happen in 2020? I don't know. Perhaps Trump's ego got in the way and, in his quest to win the popular vote, their eyes lost sight of the prize of the EC. Obviously, his term as president didn't help. A lot of people saw through him and opted for the comfortable old shoe that was Joe Biden. That worked out well for the country unless you're a maga that does their own research and found that the opposite of the Biden term was actually true. Up was down, inside was out and water just wasn't wet. How these people can make these assessments with straight faces is beyond lunacy. 

Pundits still like to 'rationalize' Trump's victory over Kamala Harris and even justify it. "Oh, she just didn't run a good campaign, and people didn't like her laugh. How could they NOT vote for Trump when all she offered was stability and help buying a home? And where was her plan to evict 20 million 'illegals'? And pronouns and umpteen different sexes? And she wasn't saying she'd solve everything on Day 1 by being a dictator. And she didn't even have a dick!" Saw an 'article' this am on my MSN homepage. Evidently, there was a recent interview with Biden that showed why people voted for Trump and not him. <cough> The practical side of me says the reason they didn't vote for Biden was because he wasn't running. Don't they know that? Don't they think even the dumbest maga knows that? 

Shit like that. It fills column inches and minutes on cable TV news. Negativity makes stupid people look smart. Being against the grain of life sets you apart from all others because you have discerning tastes. You did your own research. It's very easy to be Charlie Kirk or Scott Jennings. Just be against everything and above all else, be punchable. 

So, Trump Derangement Syndrome. If you can't see the con, YOU are deranged. If you can't listen to anything thing Trump says and think, what a scandal it would be if Biden, Harris or Obama had said it, YOU are deranged. Everything that has happened since 1/20/25 and everything that will happen, is on YOU. You think you're owning libs, but you're owning yourself. You don't have to admit it. I know you can't. I know you won't.