The First Cut is the Deepest

So, back to more pertinent things. 

I've been thinking a lot about penis's lately. Last night on Youtube I saw a clip about which women prefer (for oral)- circumcised or uncircumcised. Surprisingly, it turned out to be uncut. This did not jibe with anything I had heard before about this dilemma. Were it not for porn, I don't think I would ever seen an uncircumcised penis. Certain not in my home. I was circumcised- without my consent- as a baby. They say it doesn't really hurt the boy, but it was a whole year before I could walk, and two years before I could do anything but babble incoherently, probably about just that. It's best done to a newborn as they have no say in it and, really, being so young allows for a lot of time to get used to it. Jewish people do it to their sons, for religious reasons that are unknown to me and I think a lot of American Christians do it as well, because everybody else does. So, yeah, OK, if that's as much thought as they put into it, that's as much research as I'll put into it. I'll go with what I saw on Youtube and any porn I might have watched over the years. 

There's a ton of uncut dicks in porn. This is because porn is an international business. The gals interviewed last night seemed to be all from the UK or Europe as they all spoke English with accents. And already knowing that the bulk of the world sees circumcision as barbaric and unnecessary, there's no doubt these tramps knew what they were talking about. Pretty much they all said that, though they didn't really enjoy giving head, they preferred to not enjoy it with a guy that had extra skin in the game. I guess that makes sense? Maybe? Evidently, penises smell and taste funny, but it's something you do if you really like a guy. And maybe he likes you enough to shower first. 🤷 If I have time, I tell you all about the time Crackhead Tim regaled the crew with the story of his first blowjob from the gal he was with at the time. That may or may not be an extra on the Directors Cut of this post. Too soon to tell. 

I've been appreciative of every blowjob that I've ever received. It's a very nice thing to do, from a guy's perspective. But I have wondered what women get out of it. Well, I know what the end result can be! I mean in regard to reciprocal sexual satisfaction. Intercourse- when done right- can be good for both participants. That's what I've heard. But a BJ seems a little one-sided on the pleasure scale. A girl has to really like a guy or he better be a guitarist in a really good band, I think. It just seems to me that women deserve more for all the giving they do. Except, of course, for the ones that don't give at all. Fuck them! (<--- see what I did there?)

Anyways, it's not like this is really a problem in the world, at least as far as blowjobs go. Another video was from a cute blonde woman who was addressing how barbaric and unnecessary circumcision really is and how it should be stopped. It was an old video because she was referencing a movement she started in San Francisco in 2012 to outlaw it there. I don't know what happened with that. She didn't say how she felt about giving blow jobs, but I'm certain she was was pro uncircumcised. It does seem barbaric and archaic, And you know the whole idea was conceived by men back in Bible times! What were they thinking??!! They sure weren't thinking with their dicks! Today we get Trump talking about mutilization (sic) of kids genitals, but there has been circumcision right there all this time! No one says boo about it. It's pretty weird, folks. Maybe the new Congress will look into it in January if they've got nothing else going on. 

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