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Leather Nazi Cheerleading Outfits

 Jimmy K. was a bartender I worked with back-in-the-day who often described himself as "Your worst nightmare- a hippie with a job!!" He was very quotable. We would be scoping out the bar for good looking girls, and we'd agree on one and he would say to me, "Could you imagine her in a leather Nazi cheerleading outfit?" And I could! Jimmy was my age and quite well known locally but we had gone to different schools together yet managed to have a lot of mutual acquaintances. He had worked at a convenience store owned by his uncle and I sorta knew him from there, but just well enough to think I didn't want to work the bar with him. Younger Ferrerman was pretty tolerant of oddballs though, so I just rolled with it and him. He was a very serious Cubs fan and that goes a long way with me.  It turned out to be a lot of fun working with him. Though a libertarian (nothing more than a republican who smokes weed according to me, and an assessment that he liked very much)...

It's 1, 2, 3 Who Are We Fighting For?

Well, I don't know what happened in yesterday's post here to piss off the go-ogle people and I don't really care. Seems like one of those bad wife/girlfriend things where, she's mad and you have to guess why, because: "If you don't KNOW , I'm certainly not going to tell you!" That's never productive. Anyways, let's move on.  The past couple of days I have seen reports that some commanders in all branches of our military, are telling their troops that this current Iran war is Biblical. They believe that Trump has been anointed by Jesus to destroy the Middle East to facilitate the return of Jesus, as apparently laid out in the Bible. I'm confused because I had always heard that it was the destruction of ISRAEL  that was supposed to make this happen. That always seemed a bit specific, but now they are talking the whole region where we have been fighting wars for a few decades now. The Bible itself has long been wide-open to interpretation, so ...

America Won't Pick a Winner. That's So 2008

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Regime Change You Can Believe In

Whether he was chosen by God, the Devil or just 77 million fucking idiots, it is clear that Donald Jan Trump has a mandate from somebody  to destroy America. He is well into it.  This destruction might be a good thing though. It might be the only way America can improve.  Let's pretend that later this year in November the midterms go on without any fuckery from Trump, who comes right out and says he wants to nationalize the elections. No more of this state stuff like the Constitution delineates. Typically, the party in power might lose seats in the midterms as voters express their dissatisfaction with the White House. In a fair election Trump would get trounced by voters- including his own- because he has managed to disappoint most everyone. This happens when you are a criminal, pedophile president like nobody has ever seen before.  Trump may settle for simply having ICE and/or National Guard troops posted at select polling places to intimidate liberal voters. There ...

Bad Boys- What Ya Gonna Do?

 We all know that a lot of women love bad boys. It's been this way since the caveman days when Aga saw Grog bonk Thag on the head and take his brontosaurus burger. She knew Grog was a man who took whatever he wanted. He could take her! He was so cavemanly! Women prefer dangerous men, that other men fear. It really gets their ladywood wet! Right? Yeah- to an extent. I mean, if there's one thing that the world has learned over the eons, it is that people are not all the same. I remember reading as a kid that there were 12 types of people (I think) on earth. This was decades ago, so of course I can't delineate what those 12 types are, but you can probably figure it out yourself based on your own observations in life. Have you ever noticed you keep meeting the same people over and over again in life? Your friends and lovers may fit a certain type. You may or may not consciously recognize it. You may or may not voice it, to yourself or anyone. The rules of attraction are quite f...

AM I NOT ENTERTAINED??!!

 Why it seems like only last year that this particular Ferrerman was purging streaming services in a vainglorious attempt to be a better, more ironically conservative, unstreamed rebel. What happened to that Ferrerman?  Oh, yes- the NFL playoffs in which the Chicago Bears were briefly featured. That happened.  In an era when most people are cutting the cord, I fired up the cord  here at The Home for Unwed Ferrermen, thinking that that would enable the viewing of many NFL games. It did, but not in the way that I thought. They are wise to guys like me who think that basic cable still gets you the networks that still (sorta) carry the games. The $20 a month package I got (that wasn't even called "basic cable") was a sad collection of streamable crap from the 70's and 80's, that was a real divorced dad line-up of shit that, if I was still renting kids, those kids would be very embarrassed for me. I know this because I was embarrassed for myself. "Columbo"? Y...

This Post is from Your Local Bank

 Went down a rabbit hole of videos about a guy called "Pierogi" who catches internet scammers. It was great fun, but admittedly hard for this old Ferrerman to keep up with, what with all the computer stuff. Pierogi has a team of hackers working alongside him, but he's clearly THE guy when it comes to catching these internet crooks. They have great fun doing it, though their work is quite serious as they are saving unsuspecting people (usually elderly) from losing their savings. As I slide into late stage Ferrermanism, I am quite concerned about crimes against people in my age bracket and beyond. I've always been against scumbags who prey on the elderly, but obviously it hits closer to home now. I don't want to be jingoistic here, but it sure seems like the bulk of these scams originate in India and Pakistan. This is because there is safety in being a scammer a world away as far as the law is concerned, and India has a buttload of people who need work and don't...