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You Can't Tell the Bobby's Without a Scorecard

Not sure I ever mentioned "Bobby the Hairdresser" before. There being an abundance of Bob's in the world, it helps to differentiate been the various Bob's by what they are known for. There was "Bobby the Big Dick" (He was and had a big one), "Bobbie the Cigar". He was a very squeaky little guy who smoked cigars that were almost bigger than he was. And "Safety Bob" who made his living as a safety engineer but managed to break his leg getting into a cab. He was, of course, drunk. Surely other Bobs too, but they were just Bob's.  Bobby the Hairdresser and I had gone to school together, but I don't recall knowing him. Big school. Maybe I did know of him, because I knew he had been a greaser. Kind of a fancy greaser at that, as he used hairspray rather than grease to slick his hair back. As Warren Zevon sang, his hair was perfect. He had an angular walk to him that I'm sure he had practiced a lot , that suggested he was always read...

Files Follies Forever

  Evidently there are people- and agencies- far more important than Trump who need to be protected from the Epstein Files. You may think that Trump being POTUS makes him Job 1, but *they* know full well how disposable he is. It ain't about him. There are major banks, intelligence agencies, diplomats and billionaires that were involved with Epstein. These are "the innocent people" that that fucking closet-case, Mike Johnson is talking about needing to be protected. Granted, many of these men may not have raped teen girls. They surely knew what was going on at the Island at Jeffery's homes, but they were there for other nefarious reasons, such as arms deals, money-laundering and other investments of the shadowy persuasion. These infractions are what they do not want to come out because exposing those opens all sorts of cans of world-wide worms that many, many powerful people do not want to get out. The rape of young teens- and no matter how Megyn Kelly spins it- it is ...

The Girl with the Glasses

Let's get our minds off of current events here and talk about titty bars. Did you know that I was 50 years old before I spent time in a strip club? It's true. Now, I love naked women and nearly naked women a whole lot, and I have seen more than my share in an in-person and sometimes even a professional capacity. The idea of sitting in a bar, spending a lot of money, watching a gal dance topless, while I contemplate paying big bucks for a lap dance or bigger bucks for time in a back room, just never appealed to me or my wallet. So, prior to my first trip there had been bachelor parties, many of which I was only invited to because Ali, our bar manager, would call downstairs and ask me to bring up a bottle of J&B scotch when the party's stripper was coming on. That was the aforementioned "professional capacity". I don't think the other bartender's downstairs ever caught on or wondered why it took 20-30 minutes to deliver a bottle of scotch up one flight. ...

Is Wrong Right Now?

 In this mixed up, jumbled up, shook up world, could the whole Epstein Island saga come down to the only crime being a poor, defenseless 50-some-year-old man coerced into sucking the dick of a former POTUS? Sure! It's 2025. Absolutely anything is possible- except universal healthcare for Americans.  I like things to make sense. That is asking a lot at times. Maybe my opening here didn't make sense, but it sure was fun to write! Things have certainly not always gone my way in life, but I have long since learned to roll with that. Sometimes it's been my fault. I even concede that some things have been my fault when clearly, someone else had wronged me. In retrospect, I accept that I should have seen it coming because much of the time, I did. Not a lot of people will make that admission in public, or more importantly, to themselves. To thine own self be true. Our jaws are on the floor day in and day out as we watch and listen to Trump and his administration tell ridiculous lie...

Oral Arguments

Let's talk about blowjobs. This is in the public discourse now because one of the Epstein emails suggests that the current president (at least) once blew Bill Clinton. Who had that  on their Bingo card? "Cocksucker" is most often used as a pejorative in life, and this is odd because giving someone a blowjob is one of the nicest things one can do for a man. I mean, fellas- have you ever turned down a blowjob from a lady? The old saw is, "Even bad head is better than no head". Amiright, fellas? HIGH FIVE! YEEEEAAAHHH! Now women, conversely, have no such sentiments concerning your giving head to them. VERY critical. If you aren't doing it well, if they don't tell you right now, they will  tell you later on when they are breaking up with you or you forget something at the store or an anniversary. Bank on that. Timing is off there, I suspect. I'll tell you something else about women, because for the most part, they are better than us; they don't slip ...

Justice in Wonderland

 Finished watching an interview with retired LAPD homicide cop, Tom Lange, about the "Wonderland Murders". I had recently re-watched "Boogie Nights" which was based on John Holmes life and the early mainstreaming of porn and gave a wink and a nod to Holmes's participation in the Wonderland incident. Boogie Nights is a very good film. It's funny in the right parts and highlights the downfall of a young man whose blessing was a curse. As I understand it, it is a pretty good telling of John Holmes life, though somewhat sanitized for Hollywood. For an excellent depiction of the murders is "Wonderland", a 2003 film starring Val Kilmer as Holmes, and Lisa Kudrow as his wife, is a good choice. That story is murder specific, and his penis does not make an appearance. Not a big part of the plotline, pun fully intended. I haven't seen it in several years, but I recall liking it a lot. (Wait a minute! I just reread that! I wasn't intending my Freudian...

Plot Twist

 Watched "Rules of Engagement" (2000), with Samuel Jackson and Tommy Lee Jones, the other day. It was watchable and hit 6.4 on the IMDb Richter scale. Fair enough. Jackson plays a combat Marine officer whose squad is assigned to bail out the American embassy in Yemen after an angry crowd assembles in front of the building. Jackson is charged with getting the Ambassador and his family to safety. There are snipers on the roof across the street, and the crowd of civilians (men, women and children) is also armed and soon there is a shitstorm of gunplay. All the Marines and like 83 Yemenis die. It was a bad day.  Back in the states, the National Security Adviser is incensed at the incident, the kids being killed and all, and he fears it could lead to war with Yemen. He wants to charge Jackson with murder and even seek the death penalty, despite Jackson being a very  decorated Marine,  there is to be courts martial to determine if the crowd fired first as Jackson claimed o...