FERRERMAN- AGAIN?

When it comes to television, I usually don't want to know how the sausage is made. I don't try too hard to figure out whodunnit, because with fiction, that's up to the writer. For example, "DTF St. Louis", a limited series on HBO/MAX. I *think* that Floyd killed himself to provide his wife, Carol, with a comfortable life he absolutely cannot give her due to his debt and curved penis. But isn't that what the writer's want  me to think? Of course it is. They led me down the garden path with that notion just as the insurance payoff also pointed the curved penis at Carol. She stands to profit BIGLY from Floyd's death obviously, and a spouse is always the #1 suspect. And, of course, Clark, who is Floyd's best friend- and Carol's lover, and presumably has a penis as straight as a preacher's dick, might want Carol and the money for his own self. These are all possibilities. It's up to the writers, just like in real life as with Trump murders l...

 I only spend 23 minutes in the laundromat these days thanks to my new policy of hanging my clothes to dry indoors, but 23 minutes was long enough to perform a very necessary act of resistance. On the reading rack, I found a fresh copy of a periodical called, "GUN NEWS". It had been untouched by other human hands. I put it in my back pocket to keep it from falling into impressionable minds. I like to help out wherever I can.  It was chock full of pedantic gun lover bullshit. The headline story was about how Chicago's black mayor, Brandon Johnson, has an armed security force of 150- and YOU DON'T.  Well, I don't know if that figure is accurate, and I don't really care. I do know that this is likely the case with all big city mayors. I also know that the NRA crowd objected to Barack Obama having armed security (the Secret Service) when he was POTUS and  YOU DIDN'T. They really did. I wondered in 2016 if Trump would be the first US president to boldly fiscall...

  Often when I'm watching TV and an attractive actress has delivered a sterling performance, I'll say to no one in particular (because no one in particular is ever here) that "She does a good job for a girl with such a spankable bottom".  Is that sexist or misogynist? I don't think so. I see it as a poignant, ferrer assessment. Here is the inspiration for today's post.  A “DE I Hire”   You might notice that the good doctor is quite attractive, in an approachable, girl-next-door sort of way. But she's sitting down while talking about D.E.I hires so we can't see her bonafides. Just trust me. I know what I'm talking about. The doctor explains quite well that people (republicans) who are against DEI do not know what they are complaining about and they have a funny way of looking at hiring when it comes to women and minorities. Male mopes like Trump, Musk and RFK Jr. are readily perceived as earning their stations in life despite us knowing better. A ma...

 Well, except me. I'm not going to say I feel so all alone though. Marijuana has been a major factor in the demise of both my marriages though and, for a guy who pretty much  thinks people ought to be free to partake in anything that helps them get through the day, I still believe all things in moderation. Not everybody does. I came up in the 70's when the rock was still hard and the drugs were soft. I partook my share- and fairly liked it- but noticed early on that pot was not the social drug for me that it seemed to be for most of my peers. I hate to label myself with psychobabble, but I am- admittedly- an introvert. I just don't wear it as a nametag. Already quiet by nature, weed made me more quiet and often paranoid. That's not a good way to be if you are me. I haven't even been drunk in 18 years and that's not some landmark of sobriety to be announced to a gathering of strangers at an AA meeting. Getting wasted was rarely my goal when I cracked that first b...

FULL DISCLOSURE: I didn't attend the "NO KINGS" rally in my little town, this past Saturday. There's been several in my time here and I did go to one last Fall and enjoyed it enough, but not enough to make it a habit. And more disclosure: some of them happened without my knowledge. I learned of them after the fact when local yokels were mocking them on the various local news sites on Facebook. Truth be told, my jam is fucking with those reprobates. It's almost always punching down- something I'm largely against- but it often needs to be done.  It is a big deal when a couple hundred people in a small midwestern town show up for a protest like the "NO KINGS". Though Illinois is a blue state, once you get out of the population of Chicago and the suburbs, you are in the country. This is true of big cities anywhere in the United States. Except for sports teams, there is very little identification with the big city one's state might be known for. In th...

 Saw a video- on Facebook, probably- of an ex-con relating the bathroom etiquette that was evidently in place at whatever prison he called home. This was first laid out to him by his cellmate, for the toilet they  shared in their cell. He was told he needed to kneel to pee.  Do what now??!! He was a pretty big boy himself, and his cellmate was a tough talking Crip or Blood, but he had to wonder if he was being punked. Everybody has heard the probably not-apocryphal story of Big Bubba telling his weaker cellie that he was his bitch and could only pee sitting down, ala the women. So, this fella was ready to rumble. However, the guy was not messing with him, and it was common practice where they were doing their time. He held it in rather than kneel and left to network with the other neighbors. Turned out to be true. Well, according to this guy being interviewed. Though you should never read the comments on Facebook, I did, and they were funny and all over the place as per u...