Oral Arguments

Let's talk about blowjobs. This is in the public discourse now because one of the Epstein emails suggests that the current president (at least) once blew Bill Clinton. Who had that on their Bingo card?

"Cocksucker" is most often used as a pejorative in life, and this is odd because giving someone a blowjob is one of the nicest things one can do for a man. I mean, fellas- have you ever turned down a blowjob from a lady? The old saw is, "Even bad head is better than no head". Amiright, fellas? HIGH FIVE! YEEEEAAAHHH!

Now women, conversely, have no such sentiments concerning your giving head to them. VERY critical. If you aren't doing it well, if they don't tell you right now, they will tell you later on when they are breaking up with you or you forget something at the store or an anniversary. Bank on that. Timing is off there, I suspect. I'll tell you something else about women, because for the most part, they are better than us; they don't slip off into alleys (and such) to get head from prostitutes. They just don't. You have to wonder if it's really that important to them. They say it is, but that's probably just a lot of lip service.

But I digress. The question is, is it wrong for a man to suck another man's dick? The quick answer is "no". The slow answer is no, too. Consenting adults ought to do pretty much whatever they want to do. Even presidents? Yeah, technically. Admittedly, it's a little weird to think of a president blowing anyone- let alone another president. Republicans tried very hard to say that about Obama, you may recall. Of course, they tried everything to disparage Obama. Nothing stuck. It will be interesting if there is video or photographic evidence of Trump blowing Clinton. For a decade we've wondered what kompromat Putin had on Trump. This could easily be it. Epstein certainly had the wherewithal to document something like that, as him homes were heavily laden with secret cameras. Both Clinton and Trump were documented island visitors. Inhibitions often stay at home when people travel. Draw your own conclusions. 

And in conclusion, while mocking Trump for praying at the altar of Clinton is fun, there is no point in hating him for it. There are millions of valid reasons to hate Trump, but him being a cocksucker should not be one of them. The only real question should be, does he spit or swallow? He owes America at least that much transparency. We could ask Bill, but we already know he won't tell.